HERE ARE YOUR CAPTIONS!

“This SI swimsuit edition gets better every year!”
“They say whomever finds the key first gets to keep the car.”
“And he reached in here to get the tool kit and something grabbed him and pulled him in. That was the last time anyone saw him.”
“Come on, 7 or 11…”
“It’s a boy!”
“is that an original washer!?”
“I think that little nut fell off over here…”
“A bunch of hot rod guys excited about an original spare”
“clusterfrunk!’
“How many blondes does it take to change a spark plug”.
“Radiator hose slipped off…”
“I thought it was in the front.”
“Wow! Check this out gentlemen. How could someone forget to get this outa the car before tech inspection!”

And of course the winner is:

‘Where’s the engine?”